What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 10:13

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.